Sunday, September 24, 2023

Descended Like A Butterfly, Stung Via A Bee – Motorcycle Snob NYC

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It’s the tip of the summer season, and that implies it’s time to take hold of a motorbike or two and get outta the city:

I don’t suppose I’ll be getting combined up in any staff rides, despite the fact that there might be the occasional undergo:

In fact, whilst massive mammals get all of the consideration it’s in point of fact the bugs you’ve were given to be careful for, and for the second one yr in a row I’ve already incurred what’s now turning into my annual hornet sting to the intestine. I appear to collide with them whilst descending, at which level they deploy their payload proper into the flabbiest a part of my stomach. However I guess it’s my fault for now not adopting a extra aerodynamic place in addition to right kind headgear, as a result of if I did possibly those ornery Apoidea would move proper over me like such a lot vapor:

Both that or I’ll simply get started dressed in frame armor t-shirts:

Sure, it’s dearer than a PNS jersey, but it surely’ll forestall a stinger, and it would additionally come in useful right through searching season:

However the PNS jersey is indubitably much more versatile, thus facilitating on-the-bike reacharounds:

Sorry.

In spite of everything, whilst I’m serving as a human pin cushion for the following two weeks I’ll nonetheless be passing via right here, albeit in a half-assed style–despite the fact that possibly quarter-assed is extra correct for the reason that half-assery is me at most enter. Nonetheless, even if I’m now not vanishing totally, I’ll take this juncture to thanks very, very a lot on your readership in addition to your endured toughen.

XOXO,

Tan Tenovo

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