***I plugged the time period “Jones” into eBay and those are the motorcycles that got here up. Anyway, I’m nonetheless on holiday, you’re now not studying this. See you after Exertions Day.***
In the future we each and every a lot come to phrases with the truth that our wishes are basically at odds with our needs. Right here’s what that realization seems like in bicycle shape:

The “beginning bid” means that possibly the vendor is trolling, as does the pairing of Speedplay pedals with an entire set of wheel reflectors:

On the similar time, there may be an simple sense of concord right here, and I don’t doubt the vendor’s declare that it rides effectively:

Nonetheless, in a position to confess you’re carried out along with your highway motorcycle days however now not but in a position to confess you must be driving a Rivendell is an ordinary position to be.
Then there’s this:

Extra sedate to make certain, however nonetheless, a excellent instance of what occurs when other people watch too many “Trail Much less Pedaled” movies and get started chasing the Supple Dragon:

Birthday celebration Tempo would possibly look like a good suggestion, however it may possibly depart you with a hangover afterwards.
No longer that I’ve the rest towards Jones-ified Pine Mountain, thoughts you:

I loved that motorcycle very a lot. The Pine Mountain taught me to like plus-sized tires, and the Jones bars taught me that, smartly, I sought after a real Jones. Nonetheless, it was once a excellent one, and I owe it a debt of gratitude.
Unfortunately it seems like Marin not gives a inflexible Pine Mountain. For that subject it seems like they’re additionally carried out with the plus-sized tires, which isn’t unexpected, since they’re now approach out of style and the three.0 appear to have long past the way in which of the 23. (Two tire sizes I nonetheless a great deal revel in, pass determine.) Sure, the entire plus-size tire post-mortems have already been written, and possibly my favourite indictment of them is that they “dumb down” the path for “entry-level riders:”

Mountain biker common sense may also be very tough to observe. By some means part an inch of extra tire width over the recently trendy 2.6 is tantamount to driving with coaching wheels, however a bicycle with entrance and rear suspension and a battery-powered pushbutton drivetrain isn’t. Humorous how that works.
Talking of children’ motorcycles, I’d completely journey this…despite the fact that now not at that value:

Certainly, I had that very body for awhile:

Alas, I assume I failed to completely recognize what I had, and now the previous is solely too dear for me to relive:

Regardless that it does include an autographed schmatta:

You’ll’t put a worth on that…despite the fact that you’ll be able to blow your nostril in it.